My cat Vajra has a habit of doing what I refer to as “editorial puking.” Like, once she puked on my bed right before I had a date… With a dude who ended up dumping me in a pretty awful way. It’s like SHE KNOWS, I swear to God.

Tonight I came home, and she had, I am not kidding, strategically barfed all over the giant five-part To-Do List sitting on my desk.

Okay, Vajra. I am taking this as a sign that I should maybe pare down the list and chill the fuck out. I defer to you and your superior feline knowledge. You are usually right in these matters, after all.

“Whoa, dude. This is, like, your Tiger Beat centerfold photo!”

mappingindiana:

In other news

THIS IS WHAT THE INTERNET IS FOR.

(Voiced by my boyfriend, starring my cat.)

Pics from the last coupla months that I’ve finally figured out how to get outta my phone. Behold my cat, my boyfriend, myself, good food, North Beach, Chinatown, The Balboa Theater, some Shark socks, the Dickens Fair, and lamb shank.

All in all, it’s been a good Winter. :)

Vajra (my cat) just puked on my desk while I was pretending to write. I like to think she was editorializing about my procrastination, because she has a tendency to Editorially Hork about people & situations (her previous owner also has stories about this). The best time was probably when she puked on my bed right before a date came over, and then said date proceeded to dump me in a particularly awful way. Afterwards, I was like, “Wow, thanks kitty, fair warning!”

And, okay, Vajra, you win. I’ll turn off the internet & actually write something tonight.

See you on the other side of Finals, folks.

THIS IS VAJRA. OHMYGOD, THIS IS SO VAJRA.

getoutoftherecat:

still more subtle than my cat.

Vajra has been staging a lot of Cuddle Protests this weekend. I think she’s mad that I’m back in school and paying more attention to my books & computer than her.

What do we want? Skritches!
When do we want it? MEOW!

Vajra: Mom!! Why aren’t you letting me out?!
Me: You don’t like the rain. I promise you would not enjoy going outside right now.
Vajra: But Mo-om!!
Me: No really, trust me on this one.
Vajra: OHMYGOD WHY ARE YOU OPPRESSING ME WHYYY??!!! You never let me have any fun! All the other cats are hanging out in the rain!

Gratuitous cat pic of the day. Vajra’s taken to curling up on my desk — right next to my laptop — when I write, purring very loudly, and occasionally nudging my arm for pets. She’s always been affectionate, but she’s been even love-ier these past few weeks. Maybe it’s the cold weather? Whatever it is, it’s sweet,