me:
I feel like some people are all WE IZ SRS BDSM
Ceasar:
AHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAH
AHAH\
ASKDNASD
me:
I've met way too many Dead Serious Perverts in my life.
Ceasar:
oh god. im dying.
me:
Have you never encountered this?!
Ceasar:
Dead serious what now?
And I do hope that these people use lolcat speak when they're trying to say this to you.
me:
You know, like, the straight white cis dudes with the bad cases of Top's Disease who learned about kink from, like, Dungeons & Dragons, and they wear those black t-shirts with, like, paintings of wolves & full moons on them? And they always have either itty bitty or plush plump nerd girl subs in tow, who are usually way too smart/awesome/hot for them?
Ceasar:
pajsdohsduiasdubadasd;oaso;dias;dijasd
me:
I mean, I am not being nice and I am going to hell, clearly, but I feel like This Dude is a common character in pervert circles. This would be why I don't hang out much in the larger kink scene, even though I'm deeply queer and deeply perverse.
Ceasar:
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oh
christ
Gina.
Stahp.
me:
I apparently hit a nerve? ;)
Ceasar:
It hurts to laugh.
oh god. that's wonderful. Yes. Yes, that's basically the pagan and bdsm community in Georgia
