an embarrassment of silly voices

  • Dorian, in affected Rich Bitch/Aristocracy Voice: I am not used to such hiiiiigh societyyyy part-tayyyys!
  • Gina: You know, when you talk like that, you sound kinda like Pootie Tang, but like, without the gibberish?
  • Marlene: No, actually, the best thing about dating a girl from Long Island who puts on Aristocracy Voice is that she sounds *just* like Candy Darling!

Nalo, I am so thoroughly charmed by this. If you end up dancing, please take video? :)

So I found this TRULY RIDICULOUS shirt at at the Goodwill in The Haight for, like, a dollar? Maybe a year & a half ago? And then I forgot I owned it till today. It only barelllllllly fits around my rack, and thus, is only suitable for silly tumblr selfies &/or performance art. But I still think it was a dollar well spent.

So I found this TRULY RIDICULOUS shirt at at the Goodwill in The Haight for, like, a dollar? Maybe a year & a half ago? And then I forgot I owned it till today.

It only barelllllllly fits around my rack, and thus, is only suitable for silly tumblr selfies &/or performance art. But I still think it was a dollar well spent.

feminine labor

  • Today's lunchtime conversation:
  • Dina: Robert, if you want something from them, you just gotta turn on your charm & bat your eyelashes at 'em!
  • Robert (laughing): Oh, honey, I'm too butch to bat my eyelashes! Could you even imagine?
  • Dina: Ah-ha! So THIS is why you're surrounded by femmes? So me & Gina can do your eyelash-batting for you? THAT's why you keep us around?
  • Me: Robert, I would like to state for the record that I have totally seen you bat your eyelashes. Like, multiple times. Don't even play like you don't, we know you better than that.
  • Robert (giggling): Well, I definitely do it when I want chocolate.
  • Me: Uh-huh, see?!
  • Friend: WHOA! You fist *left-handed*?!
  • Me: Um... Dude, I *am* left-handed.
  • Friend (looking kinda disappointed): Oh...
"Well, you know what they say: The family that pees rainbows together stays together!"

— Thank you, Dorian, for the quote of the evening last night. :)

mundanearsonist:

squiddlediddlez:

dragons-voodoo:


A - If I’m in love.B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.E - How many holes I have in my ears.F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’G - The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.H - The last person I hugged.I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.J - My birthday.K- What my full name is.L - If I have siblings.M - If I forgive betrayal.N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.O - If I like my school.P - What kind of music I like.Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.S - 2 habits.T- 5 things I love unconditionally.U - How many texts I send daily.V - 3 big dreams.W - An idol.X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.Y - If I like my town and why.Z - Ask any question you want.


do this k

please?

Oh, why the hell not? What is Staycation for, if not for silly internet quizzes? :)

mundanearsonist:

squiddlediddlez:

dragons-voodoo:

A - If I’m in love.
B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.
D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
E - How many holes I have in my ears.
F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’
G - The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.
H - The last person I hugged.
I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
J - My birthday.
K- What my full name is.
L - If I have siblings.
M - If I forgive betrayal.
N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
O - If I like my school.
P - What kind of music I like.
Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
S - 2 habits.
T- 5 things I love unconditionally.
U - How many texts I send daily.
V - 3 big dreams.
W - An idol.
X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.
Y - If I like my town and why.
Z - Ask any question you want.

do this k

please?

Oh, why the hell not? What is Staycation for, if not for silly internet quizzes? :)

(via homosociallyyours)

Potential Suitors, take note!

My entire apartment smells like chicken massaman coconut curry soup with basil, garlic, ginger, tarragon, nutmeg, cardamom, black pepper, bay leaves, scallions, sweet potatoes, and kale.

There are a lot of good reasons to pitch woo at me, but my mad kitchen skillz rank high on the list.

Sometimes, when you have a stressful day, you need to PUNCH IT IN THE FACE. With ruffly leather fingerless gloves. And dressing up. And excellent performance art. And diner food.

i am in a silly mood so i ask a silly question

Are there any songs with characters named Gina OTHER than “Livin’ On A Prayer” (in which “Gina dreams of running away” from the diner where she works for The Man all day)? I mean, no disrespect, Bon Jovi, and I actually think it’s kinda cute (if mansplainy) that you are trying to represent for your working-class Italian sisters, but, uh, well…