Gina

in which i am an extremely bitchy old pervert

• me:   I feel like some people are all WE IZ SRS BDSM
• Ceasar:   AHAHAHAHAHA
• HAHAH
• AHAH\
• ASKDNASD
• me:   I've met way too many Dead Serious Perverts in my life.
• Ceasar:   oh god. im dying.
• me:   Have you never encountered this?!
• Ceasar:   Dead serious what now?
• And I do hope that these people use lolcat speak when they're trying to say this to you.
• me:   You know, like, the straight white cis dudes with the bad cases of Top's Disease who learned about kink from, like, Dungeons & Dragons, and they wear those black t-shirts with, like, paintings of wolves & full moons on them? And they always have either itty bitty or plush plump nerd girl subs in tow, who are usually way too smart/awesome/hot for them?
• Ceasar:   pajsdohsduiasdubadasd;oaso;dias;dijasd
• me:   I mean, I am not being nice and I am going to hell, clearly, but I feel like This Dude is a common character in pervert circles. This would be why I don't hang out much in the larger kink scene, even though I'm deeply queer and deeply perverse.
• Ceasar:   nskjvnsdkfjbda
• oh
• christ
• Gina.
• Stahp.
• me:   I apparently hit a nerve? ;)
• Ceasar:   It hurts to laugh.
• oh god. that's wonderful. Yes. Yes, that's basically the pagan and bdsm community in Georgia
• Christ have mercy gurl.