Gina

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DED. Thank you, Jayvin.

fsufeminist:

girlargueswithtree:

whynotnibbler:

Ana Gasteyer does a better Nicki Minaj than Nicki Minaj.

sooo funnneee. i wish the gay proms i went to were like this

this was so good

God, this made me miss 90s/early 2000s SNL.

Superbass.

“David Bowie spends two hours before a show caressing his body with paint!”

The snotty dialogue is amazing.

(Also: Thanks, Boyfriend!)

Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful invitation for him to whoosh his penis around in it! Once you climax, switch to 69 position for sweet afters.

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Best comment evar on this:

I just had the following text message exchange with Ian:

“Hey, so I was just reading this hot sex tip from Cosmo: ‘Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful invitation for him to whoosh his penis around in it! Once you climax, switch to 69 position for sweet afters.’ What do you think? Is this something you’d like to try?”

“Wouldn’t the sugar in the juices be infectiony?”

“Um, yes. Please tell me you did not think I was seriously suggesting that you woosh your penis around inside my banana filled vagina.”

“No, I was just worried that you’d started reading Cosmo.”

(via thecurvature)

Behold: The Best of the Arrested Development Chicken Dances. I am a little brain-fried after a long day, and this kinda made my night.

(thx, melissa!)

One disaffected factory worker told reporters that life in Springsteenville makes him feel as if someone took an edgy, dull knife and cut a six-inch valley through the middle of his soul. He also noted that he is on fire.

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“Hard Times Hit Springsteenville,” The Onion. This particular line just made me laugh so hard I cried, but the whole thing is pretty damn funny, especially if you know Springsteen’s music even just a little.

The Onion has been killing it lately with the rock-inspired articles (“NASA Launches David Bowie Concept Mission” holds a very special place in my heart). Did they hire some Rolling Stone and Spin ex-pats, or…?

Friend: I have joined a dating site called GayRomeo.
Me: Wait… Wouldn’t it be better if it was called *MERCUTIO*??! Duh! Know your Shakespeare, faggots!

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—	I think this is one of the funniest (also: nerdiest) things I’ve ever said.

Ain’t no fight like an internet fight!

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—	A very funny friend who shall remain nameless. :)

I just registered the email address queer[@]catholic[.]org.

WHO IS AWESOME? I AM AWESOME!

Dude, making porn & teaching writing just makes you a badass! If you’re a professor AND a porn star how is anyone not gonna listen to you?!

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—	A friend said this to me over the weekend. It’s making me smile. I have a big long blog post brewing about this exact topic… and a stack of students’ stories to write comments on. So. More soon. <3

The Bizarre World of the Bisexual.

I believe this merits an “OMFG.” Pffffft!

(Thank you, skirtmuseum!)

"B-E-N-D-E-R-! Bennnnnn-der!" »

Bender from Futurama counts as an anti-hero? Huh. Okay, Wikipedia. If it’s on the internet it must be true!

I don’t remember any of their names — I just remember their promise to make love to me!

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—	Me, during a conversation about Boyz II Men and 90s music nostalgia. This is possibly the funniest thing I have ever said. Also, whoa, that video is creepy!

For some reason my profile says I like giving blowjobs instead of getting them. I am trying to find the error so I can fix it but so far no luck. Just know that I don’t like dick in my mouth.

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—	Line from the profile of a charming fellow (with a cock username and a cock shot as his profile pic, what a winner!) who tried to add me as a friend on a kinky personals site. Um. LULZ. Also? Yeah, right, buddy!