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actual diary entry from when i was in 5th grade oh my god
THIS. WINS. EVERYTHING.
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- #our troubled youth
- #lying doesn't count at the library
- #punkrawk children
- #best ever
- #dotting your i's with hearts
- #punk
- #diary
- #lulz
- #wow
- #hanging rock comics
- #taylor-ruth
- #this is my new favorite thing
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“No, seriously, gurl. I think he’s totally cruising you.”
“Oh my GOD. He is SO CUTE. Look at his ARMS.”
Scott and Jeremy both enjoyed a pretty man-parade.
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“TRICIA! You’re home early!”
Willing his eyes away from the closet and putting on his most ingratiating expression, Allen knew he was on shaky, shaky ground.
Hopefully Bryce would just keep quiet.
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She was still waffling. Melanie wasn’t quite sure this was going to be her go-to look.
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DED. Thank you, Jayvin.
Ana Gasteyer does a better Nicki Minaj than Nicki Minaj.
sooo funnneee. i wish the gay proms i went to were like this
this was so good
God, this made me miss 90s/early 2000s SNL.
Superbass.
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“David Bowie spends two hours before a show caressing his body with paint!”
The snotty dialogue is amazing.
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“Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful invitation for him to whoosh his penis around in it! Once you climax, switch to 69 position for sweet afters.” —Best comment evar on this:
I just had the following text message exchange with Ian:“Hey, so I was just reading this hot sex tip from Cosmo: ‘Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful invitation for him to whoosh his penis around in it! Once you climax, switch to 69 position for sweet afters.’ What do you think? Is this something you’d like to try?”
“Wouldn’t the sugar in the juices be infectiony?”
“Um, yes. Please tell me you did not think I was seriously suggesting that you woosh your penis around inside my banana filled vagina.”
“No, I was just worried that you’d started reading Cosmo.”(via thecurvature)
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Behold: The Best of the Arrested Development Chicken Dances. I am a little brain-fried after a long day, and this kinda made my night.
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“One disaffected factory worker told reporters that life in Springsteenville makes him feel as if someone took an edgy, dull knife and cut a six-inch valley through the middle of his soul. He also noted that he is on fire.” — “Hard Times Hit Springsteenville,” The Onion. This particular line just made me laugh so hard I cried, but the whole thing is pretty damn funny, especially if you know Springsteen’s music even just a little.
The Onion has been killing it lately with the rock-inspired articles (“NASA Launches David Bowie Concept Mission” holds a very special place in my heart). Did they hire some Rolling Stone and Spin ex-pats, or…?4 Comments -
“Friend: I have joined a dating site called GayRomeo.
Me: Wait… Wouldn’t it be better if it was called *MERCUTIO*??! Duh! Know your Shakespeare, faggots!”— I think this is one of the funniest (also: nerdiest) things I’ve ever said.- 2 years ago
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- #know yr shakespeare faggots
- #mercutio
- #gayromeo
- #lulz
- #i should really get back to work now
- #procrasturbation
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“Ain’t no fight like an internet fight!” — A very funny friend who shall remain nameless. :)0 Comments -
I just registered the email address queer[@]catholic[.]org.
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