A performance troupe called The Gagaettes makes a fake Lady Gaga video (for her song “Monster”) that looks a helluva lot like a real Lady Gaga video. I kind of love this! (I mean, okay, as far as music video tributes go, it is not as good as DAVE. But what is?)
I have mixed feelings about Gaga as a pop star and cultural icon for a multitude of reasons. Other people have read her far better than I ever could, so I don’t feel like expounding on those feels at the moment. But. I unabashedly loved The Fame Monster when it came out — it is a fantastic dance album, really — and this is one of my favorite songs from that record.
Jos & I are about to watch Newsies in honor of Labor Day. Y’know, like ya do.
I broke my own very good rule about NOT pulling writing all-nighters because I just needed to get this piece out or… I don’t even know what, I was gonna explode? I mean, I wasn’t gonna sleep either way, it was that kind of Nervous Productive Energy. So, like, I might as well actually write if I’m not gonna be able to sleep.
And then this fucking song comes on my itunes as the sun comes up & I finish cranking out what amounts to 1,600 new words. You guys, real life is a lot fucking weirder than anything I could ever make up. This song is hella cheezy & totally bombastic & it’s not like I love Lady Gaga* much lately. Still. She is managing to tug on some tender heartstrings. Heartstrings which are probably made tender-er by staying up all night writing a story that amounts to FIIIIIIIIILTH + FEEEEEEELS.
*We have a complicated relationship.
Okay, so. This really makes me wonder if Lady Gaga is a Sifl & Olly fan. The similarities between this and “Telephone” are kinda great.
“This rule dates back to ancient Greece.”
Why do I dig this song so much?
The Newsies do Lady Gaga. THIS IS ONLY THE BEST THING EVER!
Lisa Harvey at Questioning Transphobia wrote a great blog post on the rumors about Lady Gaga being intersex. Lisa articulates pretty much all of my feelings on the subject way more eloquently than I could hope to. Take a gander, please.
Parts of the “Telephone” video are clearly intended to be a direct response to the intersex rumors. Namely: The beginning of the video, where the guards make reference to Gaga’s junk. (Guard #1: “I told you she didn’t have a dick.” Guard #2: “Too bad!”)
Honestly? If Gaga is going to choose to respond to these rumors in any way — whether she is intersex or not — in my fantasy unicorns-n-rainbows world, I’d love to see her say something along the lines of:
“Hey, legions of adoring fans! Here’s some information about what intersex is. Here’s why intersex people shouldn’t be subjected to secrecy, lies, and/or purely cosmetic, medically unnecessary ‘treatment’ for their intersex conditions. Informed consent is awesome! In conclusion, I will now give millions of my dollars to Intersex Initiative and Advocates for Informed Choice.”
But this is pop culture, and I know that that is very unlikely. There’s probably a bigger chance of Gaga doing a concert on the moon than there is of her responding to the rumors with a shred of seriousness. And I agree with Lisa’s original point that her body is none of the public’s business.
That said: She has made a public response now, and it’s… Lacking. For the only response thus far to be a conversation two guards have about her junk in the “Telephone” video is disappointing. Lady Gaga wields a lot of power and influence; she could actually make a big difference in the lives of intersex people.
Wow. This is… really something.