— “
Hard Times Hit Springsteenville,”
The Onion. This particular line just made me laugh so hard I cried, but the whole thing is pretty damn funny, especially if you know Springsteen’s music even just a little.
The Onion has been killing it lately with the rock-inspired articles (“
NASA Launches David Bowie Concept Mission” holds a very special place in my heart). Did they hire some
Rolling Stone and
Spin ex-pats, or…?