in which i am an extremely bitchy old pervert

  • me: I feel like some people are all WE IZ SRS BDSM
  • Ceasar: AHAHAHAHAHA
  • HAHAH
  • AHAH\
  • ASKDNASD
  • me: I've met way too many Dead Serious Perverts in my life.
  • Ceasar: oh god. im dying.
  • me: Have you never encountered this?!
  • Ceasar: Dead serious what now?
  • And I do hope that these people use lolcat speak when they're trying to say this to you.
  • me: You know, like, the straight white cis dudes with the bad cases of Top's Disease who learned about kink from, like, Dungeons & Dragons, and they wear those black t-shirts with, like, paintings of wolves & full moons on them? And they always have either itty bitty or plush plump nerd girl subs in tow, who are usually way too smart/awesome/hot for them?
  • Ceasar: pajsdohsduiasdubadasd;oaso;dias;dijasd
  • me: I mean, I am not being nice and I am going to hell, clearly, but I feel like This Dude is a common character in pervert circles. This would be why I don't hang out much in the larger kink scene, even though I'm deeply queer and deeply perverse.
  • Ceasar: nskjvnsdkfjbda
  • oh
  • christ
  • Gina.
  • Stahp.
  • me: I apparently hit a nerve? ;)
  • Ceasar: It hurts to laugh.
  • oh god. that's wonderful. Yes. Yes, that's basically the pagan and bdsm community in Georgia
  • Christ have mercy gurl.