I promised some of you some photos of the union suit that Marlene & Dorian gave me a few days ago. So, here you go! I guess these are not quite on time for Xmas, but we can pretend, yeah? ;)

I feel like posting these pictures of myself on the internets OFFICIALLY takes away any coolness cred I might have accrued over the years. Blah blah blah, I’m a smut writer and a devout pervert and an amateur porn starlet, but also, BEHOLD, MY TENDER SILLY NERDLY UNION-SUITEDNESS.

Adorable & genuine are the new sexy. So there!